saturndeer asked:
what would you do with a 5lb tungsten cube?
nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:
Put it in your mouth.
saturndeer asked:
what would you do with a 5lb tungsten cube?
nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:
Put it in your mouth.
“We don’t value craftsmanship anymore! All we value is ruthless efficiency, and I say we deny our own humanity that way!”
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, 1995
welcome to ghost mod's thought experiment, the m/f ship bracket bonus round where every single m/f ship from the original round is pit against reylo of the 97/3 #shreksweep infamy.
why, you ask? mostly cuz of this.
they're going from lowest to highest per the original rankings, starting off with our newcomers adam/eve. 9 polls per day will roll out on queue throughout the est evening from may 12th-18th! after polls are closed one week later, i will post the final rankings of who swept the hardest (or failed to sweep...)
all polls can be found under the #bonus round tag, and this masterpost will also be updated with links as polls roll out.
disclaimer: not a reylo hater. i'm just ardently devoted to the bit
DAY ONE
1. Adam/Eve (The Bible) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
2. Barbie/Ken (Barbie) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
3. Branch/Poppy (TROLLS) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
4. Hori/Kashima (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
5. Naegi/Kirigiri (Dangan Ronpa) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
6. Fakir/Ahiru (Princess Tutu) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
7. Jake/Amy (Brooklyn 99) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
8. Sonic/Amy (Sonic the Hedgehog) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
9. Vax'ildan/Keyleth (Critical Role/TLOVM) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY TWO
10. Barry Bluejeans/Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
11. Westley/Buttercup (The Princess Bride) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
12. Lucas/Max (Stranger Things) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
13. Bella Swan/Edward Cullen (Twilight) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
14. Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa (Six of Crows) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
15. Zagreus/Megaera (Hades) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
16. Greg/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
17. Orpheus/Eurydice (Hadestown) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
18. Sans/Toriel (Undertale) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY THREE
19. Megamind/Roxanne (Megamind) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
20. Inuyasha/Kagome (Inuyasha) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
21. Mamoru/Usagi (Sailor Moon) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
22. Anne/Gilbert (Anne with an E) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
23. Mako/Raleigh (Pacific Rim) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
24. Nancy/Jonathan (Stranger Things) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
25. Wanda/Vision (Marvel/MCU) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
26. Aragorn/Arwen (Lord of the Rings) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
27. Rayla/Callum (The Dragon Prince) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY FOUR
28. Anakin/Padme (Star Wars) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
29. Anthony Bridgerton/Kate Sharma (Bridgerton) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
30. Percy/Vex'ahlia (Critical Role/TLOVM) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
31. Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
32. Batman/Catwoman (DC) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
33. Tenth Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
34. Cassian/Jyn (Star Wars) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
35. Joyce/Hopper (Stranger Things) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
36. Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY FIVE
37. Mermista/Seahawk (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
38. Robin/Starfire (DC/Teen Titans) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
39. Tamaki/Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
40. Mulder/Scully (The X-Files) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
41. Glimmer/Bow (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
42. Zuko/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
43. Steven/Connie (Steven Universe) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
44. Han/Leia (Star Wars) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
45. Beast Boy/Raven (DC/Teen Titans) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY SIX
46. Edward/Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
47. Peter/MJ (Marvel/MCU) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
48. Katniss/Peeta (The Hunger Games) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
49. Marinette/Adrien (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
50. Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
51. Darcy/Elizabeth (Pride and Prejudice) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
52. Roy/Riza (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
53. Miles Morales/Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
54. Zelda/Link (Zelda Series) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
DAY SEVEN
55. Twilight/Yor (Spy X Family) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
56. Sokka/Suki (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
57. Hunter/Willow (The Owl House) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
58. Chidi/Eleanor (The Good Place) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
59. Ms. Piggy/Kermit (The Muppets) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
60. Rapunzel/Eugene (Tangled) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
61. Howl/Sophie (Howl’s Moving Castle) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
62. Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson Series) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
63. Morticia/Gomez (The Addams Family) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)