who’d want to take care of a parasite?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
concerto-roblox
lab-labrava

Guys I found a solution to unfucking the Tumblr dashboard

The previous, and widely popular Dashboard Unfucker script that uses Greasemonkey or Tampermonkey doesn't work anymore. It's probably because the script was for Tumblr users getting the godawful Twitter dashboard as a beta experiment, and relied on disabling the flag signaling you were part of the beta, or shuffling features around.

That solution doesn't work anymore. I tried every version, uninstalled XKit, etcetera. Since Tumblr rolled out the awful Twitter dashboard as a site-wide change, the previous infrastructure the extension relied upon has collapsed.

But fear not! Here's a new solution:

  1. Install Stylus on Mozilla Firefox. I love Firefox, so I'll always promote it whenever I can, but there's also a Chrome extension which I will grudgingly link to.

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/styl-us/

    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stylus/clngdbkpkpeebahjckkjfobafhncgmne

2. Install the userscript for Old Tumblr Dashboard, linked below.

https://userstyles.world/style/11286/old-tumblr-dashboard-july-2023

3. Collapse in a pile of tears because this worked, and you don't feel like jumping off a cliff looking at the crowded, shitty, Twitter dashboard, I hate you fucking @/staff.

Pinned Post IT WORKED THANK YOU SM OP
roodllle
faeforge

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years
Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.
GreekReporter.com
faeforge

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

unicornlamps
plasmalink

I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

the-haiku-bot

“I want to put my

DICK in someone” whoa dude calm

down, take it easy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aterabyte

#i agree with the post and like not to make it too serious#but I think people are bad at recognising when 'bottoming' is sexual harassment#like with tops it's relatively obvious we have scripts for reacting to it#but unsolicited stuff about what you want someone to do *to you* isn't seen in the same light#even though it's unsolicited sexual comments and tbh based on the times i've seen it also uncomfortable as hell to be around